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A slick wiseguy, a casino punchline, and one dangerous swim lesson. This graphic T-Shirt brings old-school mobster humor to poker nights, casino runs, bar crawls, and late-night banter, with a confident character and a nod to the classic threat of ending up swimming with the fish. It has the dry, knowing attitude of an inside joke shared across the card table—sardonic, suave, and just loud enough for fellow gamblers to catch it. Lightweight cotton keeps it easy to wear through long nights, while the clean print makes the joke land sharply. Reach for it when the stakes are questionable, the stories are getting better, and somebody mentions what happens when a wiseguy loses the bet.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight, smooth surface designed for crisp printing
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Elastic ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to help retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG main printing with DTF sleeve and inner-neck labels for defined, durable details
- Adult fit made with ethically grown US cotton; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified with a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
I Love Dolphins cuz I wanna swim with the fishes Casino WiseGuy™ T-Shirt
$25.00
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight, smooth surface designed for crisp printing
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Elastic ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to help retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG main printing with DTF sleeve and inner-neck labels for defined, durable details
- Adult fit made with ethically grown US cotton; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified with a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean